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Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
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Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
I had this album but don't remember this tune. I think some of the lyrics are pretty much on the mark though:
'Bald' by The Darkness
It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that's afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
How?
'Bald' by The Darkness
It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that's afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
How?
Xenon- Posts : 1601
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Re: Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
his scalp needs kneading to stimulate each follicle wrote:
LOL i think the guy who wrote this is follow our hair loss forums ...possibly he is bald too
long hair- Posts : 222
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Re: Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
long hair wrote:
LOL i think the guy who wrote this is follow our hair loss forums ...possibly he is bald too
They were my thoughts also. And you're right, he was going bald until he opted for a transplant.
Xenon- Posts : 1601
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Re: Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
There is this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzXUmbU58ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzXUmbU58ME
hairmaniac- Posts : 118
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Re: Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
hairmaniac wrote:There is this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzXUmbU58ME
LOL what a strange tune to make it on to an album. I guess the issue was dear to him seeing as he was starting to bald.
Xenon- Posts : 1601
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Re: Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
That's what I once thought, but it's actually about the guitarist, who got a frontal hair transplant a few years later and now has a huge bald crown (his dad went very bald).
I watched The Darkness in a streamed concert last fall and thought the singer looked good and young for his age. I think I would have noticed if the band played that song. My educated guess is that it's rarely performed.
I watched The Darkness in a streamed concert last fall and thought the singer looked good and young for his age. I think I would have noticed if the band played that song. My educated guess is that it's rarely performed.
takingaction- Posts : 228
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Re: Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
Oh right, I thought I saw past pics of him with diffuse thinning around the front... must have been his guitarist brother.
I saw them a couple of years back... pretty good live, but they didn't sing Bald, as I recall.
I saw them a couple of years back... pretty good live, but they didn't sing Bald, as I recall.
Xenon- Posts : 1601
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Re: Song about male pattern baldness LOL WTF?
No, I was talking about Rush's song. It's about Alex Lifeson's hair.
takingaction- Posts : 228
Join date : 2008-12-25
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