OT: Deez Nuts

OK so last week I landed hard on my bike seat and really felt it in the balls. Made me think later to do a 'testicle exam' like all good people should do according to uncle Lance and the like. Sooo I got concerned when I noticed that the epididymis on my right nut (which for me hangs lowest) was slightly larger and more pronounced/firm than the left. When you look at instructions on self nut-checkups, there isn't much said about the epididymis... Looking it up you do see the word 'firm' used... so it made me a little more at ease. Then I took a real warm bath with Epsom Salts and noticed that after 15 minutes or so of soaking the firmness was much less and also that I could now check out the left one better with the ol sack relaxed.

Well I searched the net and found a few posts with guys saying that their lowest hanging nut had a bigger and/or firmer epididymis as well. Of course folks told them either 'same here', or the expected "what does your doc says" remark.

So I asked my doctor (who wasn't happy with me for my thyroid decision - another topic) on my last visit. He checked them out (never had a dude mess with my nuts and I have no plans on EVER repeating that) and he said that it seemed normal.

Anyway so I'm wondering if any of you guys have done this 'self exam' and noticed any difference with the epididymis of one nut vs the other? I am left-handed and my right nut hangs lowest and seems to have a slightly larger epididymis than the left.

I notice the epididymis is firmer after ejaculation and stays this 'primed' for a while. If I take a warm bath it hangs loose and stays that way too until the next ejaculation.

Yes I think I'm starting to worry too much about every part of my body. Getting old sucks.