Shamefully off topic- please forgive me but I'm desperate

IH, I apologize for this as it has nothing to do with hairloss other than the fact that I am asking fellow hair loss sufferers for some desperately needed help.

Ok this is just embarrassing but I need someone to finish my on line Math class that is already in progress and I cannot drop because it is a prerequisite for an Academic program that I need to apply for at the end of it. The class is intermediate algebra and geometry and it is functions and quadratic equations and graphs etc. If you absolutely know you can do any and all algebra without a doubt and would like to make an amount that rhymes with whore-funded-holla's for doing some on line assignments, please contact me via PM YESTERDAY! I'm SOL right now and I just cannot hack this class without a class room setting with a teacher, combined with the accelerated pace of it.

(the above situation and characters are fictitious and in no way meant to represent actual events or people)

if you morally object to this story then....well I don't have to actually say it. This is intended to be a 1 post thread! No responses to this thread please out of respect for this board and IH. Hopefully if I haven't already, then I will contribute more to this board than the amount this thread takes away, although I was just outed as being a communist so things are not looking great. JK don't reply to that.